Here's 5 reasons you should NOT attend Radiate Church this Sunday!
1. We're having baby dedication. And NO ONE likes cute little newborn babies!
2. The music is really good. No one enjoys good music.
3. There will be a lot of people there. And, let's just be honest, you'll hate meeting new friends.
4. It will be fun! And we all know that church should be stuffy and boring!
5. We will learn how to get more out of life. It's easier to just stay where we are in life!
In all seriousness, this is going to be a great Sunday to hang out with some great people and learn together! I'd love for you and your friend/family to join us!
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